6 Completely Offensive Things Hipsters and Millenials have done to Flamin Hot Cheetos

Tiara Burns
Feb 8, 2018
1 min read

Growin up, Flamin Hots gave me the same feeling of walking around with a wad of cash does today. My friends and I would walk to the corner store to buy a butt load of bags for sleepovers or just hanging out after school. It was essential and in neighborhood with people of color, these little 25 cent bags of delight was the most common thing at every corner store.

Everyone had their own way to eat them. Personally, I would pound my bag until there was nothing but a bag of red dust left and I would then, scoop that out with a spoon. Just last year, I learned that kids in the Southside of Chicago like to dip their nacho cheese.

We were very creative with our hot Cheetos but we did not defamation Richard Montez’s creation. The hipsters have had no reluctance to completely deconstruct, reconstruct, and repurpose the snack that I hold so dear to my heart. Nothing is sacred in the age of gentrification, unicorn lattes, and charcoal ice cream.

Here is the list of atrocities committed against flaming hot Cheetos.